I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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