Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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