i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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