I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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