Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
