Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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