i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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