Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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