I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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