from now on my penis is your penis
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Come share oat with me in your robe
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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