hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
