Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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