I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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