It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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