Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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