I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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