i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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