Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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