ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I currently don't understand fingers.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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