Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
its not stalking. its research.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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