it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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