My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize