I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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