why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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