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I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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