we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
