I am puke
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize