sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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