drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
