she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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