Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm too high and old for this...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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