This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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