Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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