found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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