This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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