also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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