found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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