Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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