oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
tell me about the eggs
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