Say something about gay babies.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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