I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
