yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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