Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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