I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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