This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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