sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
