Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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