Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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