singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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