Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
you made out with another girl for some wings
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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