But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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