thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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