Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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