Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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