even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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