I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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