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On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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